Zombie Tshirt

Sorry it's been awhile since we have posted. But we have a new, funny, geek tshirt graphic for your viewing pleasure: The Zombie Awareness Ribbon Shirt. Perfect for zombie fans and supporters, who want to spread awareness and support of this serious condition. 

It is available at our online Etsy clothing shop: www.dirtapparel.etsy.com

SANTA: from deep thoughts

Welcome to the first of the series: DEEP THOUGHTS. It's mostly a collection of shallow thoughts for your amusement. Enjoy!

For the longest time I used to think that Santa Claus discriminated against poor people. When I was a kid growing up, my family wasn't the wealthiest so they couldn't really afford to buy nice presents for Christmas. 

So when my first year at school came and I had all these "new friends" to talk to, we talked about how Christmas was. I would talk to my friend and say, "My Christmas was great, I got a red fire truck with a working ladder." And he would say, "Really, I got a Power Wheel fire truck," and I'd say, "What! You got to be sh*tting me!" I was pissed and for the longest time I would not let of the fact that I thought Santa was a bigot.

Christmas Eve my mom would say, "Santa's coming tonight, do you want to leave some cookies and milk?" and I'd say, "F*ck Santa! Instead of cookies and milk, why don't I leave him bread and water, see how he f*cking likes it."